Why...why...why......

A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave, sobbing loudly and pounding his fists on the ground,

"Why did you have to die? Oh, why? Why?" he lamented.

"A loved one's passing is a terrible loss," the grounds keeper offered in consolation, "but someday, the pain will pass."

"Loved one?" the weeping man said, looking up.

"I didn't even know the guy."

"Then why all the tears?"

"He was my wife's first husband!"